Wash: Everything looks good from here... (beat...playing with plastic dinosaurs over his console) Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive.
(as Stegosaurus): We will rule over all this land, and we will call it...'This Land.'
(as T-Rex): I think we should call it...your grave!
(Stegosaurus): Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
(T-Rex): Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh...now die!
Gods, I love that show.
And my personal favourite: homage to the Slap Chop.
And if you have somehow managed to miss out on the awesomeness that is the Slap Chop infomercial, you can watch it here, along with a few other choice bits of infotainment.
Cross-stitch Patterns via Mr. X Stitch