For those of you who haven't seen it, Patton Oswalt, in a guest appearance on
Parks & Rec, improvises in a filibuster scene about the next
Star Wars movie. Hey, I'd watch his version (it's bound to be better than anything Disney and JJ Abrams come up with). Btw, if you don't already watch
Parks & Rec, I suggest you get on that immediately.
And just for fun, here's an animated version too: